Chrisitian Louboutin is “flattered” by Jennifer Lopez’s song
Jennifer Lopez has been bring a lot of joy to a lot of people lately. And I mean me. You see, Jennifer has gotten it into her head that the music industry needs her desperately. That they need her to return and churn out decadent, screeching odes to materialism. Thus, Jennifer provided them (and us) with the trashtastic “Louboutins”. This song is so terrible. And it didn’t help any when Jennifer Lopez debuted the damn thing at the AMAs by crashing on her ass. Although it did give us some chuckles. After that, Jennifer doucle-downed on the terrible with some Jell-O looking cover art. Anyway, some people made remarks like “And Monolo Blahnik gave a huge sigh of relief” and “What does Christian Louboutin really think about this mess?” Well, People Magazine asked Mr. Louboutin what he thought, and it turns out he’s “flattered”. Seriously?
Despite seeing his elaborate heels on the feet of countless celebrities, Christian Louboutin’s icon status reached all new heights with the release of Jennifer Lopez’s new song, “Louboutins” from her upcoming Love? album.
At the recent opening of his Miami boutique, Fashion Week Daily asked the French designer for his take on the single: “Jennifer told me about the song back in January, and I was extremely flattered,” he said.
“But of course, in America the public pronounces my name in like a million different ways. So Jennifer called me, and she was like, ‘Listen, I want to make sure that I get it right.’ And she did…from the very first time!”
According Louboutin, who claims to already know the song by heart, Lopez mentions his name 45 times (“Trust me, I’ve counted!”) in the three-plus-minute dance track. We can’t wait to see what comes next in the Louboutin-J. Lo love fest: the stiletto master is hard at work creating shoes for the eponymous music video, set to film next month.
[From People Magazine]
Well, he’s being polite, right? I mean, he can’t say “Oh, my God, that song is hideous. I hope Jennifer forgets she ever heard the name Louboutin.” Although that’s what he should say. From here on out, I think Jennifer should choose brands to sing about. I can’t wait for “Timex” to be released. After that it will be “K-Mart’s Martha Stewart Collection”.
Just one last little note: I was looking for any available image of Christian Louboutin, so I googled images of him, and all I got was this (for an actual photo of the guy, go back to People). Endless photos of his beautiful shoes. Damn… they are works of art. I want!
Once again, here’s the terrible song:
Jennifer Lopez’s cover art for “Louboutins” courtesy of Bitten & Bound.
