Salma Hayek in a little red bikini: this is how she snagged a billionaire

It’s been bikini photo central this week for some reason. More celebrities spending the holidays in tropical locations? Perhaps. On Tuesday, we saw Bar Refaeli and Elisabetta Canalis, both in Mexico. Just a few weeks before that, we saw Megan Fox in Hawaii. And now Salma Hayek put on her little red bikini and blew all of those little girls out of the water. Salma is in St. Barts (or St. Barth or Saint Barthelemy, whatever you want to call it or spell it) with her daughter Valentina. There is no mention of Salma’s husband Francois-Henri Pinault and whether he is vacationing with his wife and daughter, but if he’s sitting at home in Paris and he sees these photos, my guess is that he’ll be on the first plane to the Caribbean. Salma… God, I just love her body. Always have. It’s insane, really. The extreme curves packed onto this tiny little frame. She’s gorgeous.

I was going to make this all about “this is how you land a billionaire – you have to look like this.” But now I’m wondering… do you think it’s strange that Salma seems to be on vacation without her husband? Do you think there’s trouble? I don’t know, and I haven’t really heard anything, I’m just judging on the lack of photos of the two of them over the past year. Maybe they just have an unusual (“European”) marriage. Maybe Salma just likes to vacation with her daughter and not her husband. Maybe I should mind my beeswax.

Lastly – How friggin’ cute is Valentina? She’s so adorable.

Photos courtesy of Bauer-Griffin.