Michael Fassbender vs. Viggo Mortensen: it’s no longer a fair fight?

Yesterday, the Viggo Mortensen-Michael Fassbender thing was by far the biggest and best post of the day, no disrespect to all of the other posts. I asked a series of questions regarding the Viggodong and the Fassdong, like “If you had to choose one for a one-night-stand and one for a relationship, which would you choose for what?” I thought it was fair fight, judging from the new Dangerous Method photo call pics – Fassie looked unkempt and randy, Viggo looked dashing and suave. We had a lot of fun trying to choose and come up with situations in which many of us could have equal time with the Sophie’s Choice of dongs.

But then I was looking through these new photos of last night’s Dangerous Method premiere at the London Film Festival. Okay… it’s no longer a fair fight. FASSBENDER WINS. Can you seriously look at these photos and NOT choose Fassie? Viggo looks like he’s wearing makeup! And the makeup was not applied correctly. Is he wearing lip gloss? Meanwhile, Fassie is all dongy and beautiful in a great grey suit and my GOD his ginger is so dark and gorge. Sigh… Fassbender for a night of passion AND a relationship. No, wait. Viggo for a night, just to see what the fuss is about. And Fassie for forever. Fassbender Eternity. Fassbender Infinity.

That being said, if you still choose Viggo over Fassie, that’s more Fassdong for me. So have at LipGloss Mortensen. (Sidenote: CB just told me that she would still choose Viggo over Fassie, even with the lipstick. So… have at him, ladies. More Fassbender for me!)

Photos courtesy of WENN.