Kate Gosselin does hilariously awful dance to Lady Gaga (video!)

*Dancing starts around 3 minute mark*

Okay, this is officially hilarious. Maybe it’s because I never really paid that much attention to Kate Gosselin – when I do pay attention to something she does, it endlessly amuses me. So HuffPo put up the video (above) of Kate’s dance to Lady Gaga’s “Paparazzi” last night on Dancing With the Stars. This sh-t is incredible. I feel like it’s a post-modern masterpiece, even Warhol-ian. First, let’s go with the simple choice of music – Gaga’s “Paparazzi”. Seriously, Kate? Really? And as if to emphasize the point, her poor dancing partner Tony is the only “paparazzo” taking her photo. Hilarious! Next, we have Kate’s dancing. This crazy bitch has absolutely zero rhythm. None. At all. So she just saunters around, looking dazed and constipated, and like she has something wedged up her ass. This is epic.

More dreadful dancing from Kate Gosselin.

On Monday’s Dancing With the Stars, the mom of eight, 35, earned a meager 15 for her paso doble (she just barely beat out 80-year-old Buzz Aldrin, who earned the night’s lowet score of 13).

For her dance, Gosselin and partner Tony Dolovani performed to Lady Gaga’s “Paparazzi” because “that song speaks to me,” she explained, as she is always followed by photographers.

Unfortunately, it didn’t translate well on the dance floor.

After her routine, Len Goodman told her: “There was no passion, drama, intensity. It wasn’t very good, Kate. Sorry.”

Carrie Ann Inaba called Gosselin’s performance “odd. It was very hard to watch … I don’t feel the emotion got to your face. That was very strange.”

The most biting remarks came from Bruno Tonioli, who told Gosselin “for once, you played the character — you had the look of the super bitch from hell!” The only downfall? “You looked like you were walking,” he told her. “Next time, dance!”

Despite the negative feedback, Gosselin said she enjoyed the “tone” of the dance because “it was a way for me to channel” frustration at the paparazzi.

“They follow me, and I have to deal with that,” she explained after her dance, “so to be able to bring that out was actually pretty good.”

She said she still is “enjoying the challenge” of dancing. She said being on the show “is a lot harder than I ever imagined.”

[From Us Weekly]

And I can’t stop watching this video. I think my favorite part is when Tony pulls her through his legs and she just sort of half-rolls on the floor and then extends her hands to be picked up. Tony’s face is like, “This BITCH.”

Oh, and she looks like a f-cking drag queen too.