Jessica Simpson’s kids like to ‘poop in the grass’, according to Jessica
Do you know how long it’s been since we’ve talked about Jessica Simpson? I last wrote about her in MARCH. Six months without any major gossip or fashion catastrophes from Jessica – that must be a new record! Jessica and her husband Eric flew into NYC a few days ago and they’ve been getting pap’d in the city this week – the photos I’m including in this post are just from their two costume changes yesterday. It’s worth noting that Jessica really does seem to have kept off the weight this time. I wonder if she’s still on a diet program or if she just changed the way she eats and exercises? She looks really good in general, although I think she could easily lose the fake-tan and the blonde weave. She’s so naturally pretty, but it’s like she styles herself to look like a Real Housewife.
Jessica also appeared on The Tonight Show last night. Even though motherhood has mellowed her and even though she’s grown up a lot in the past few years, she’s still the same old fart-soaked, TMI-dropping sweetheart as always. Jimmy Fallon was trying to get her to talk about her kids and motherhood and Jessica dropped a Classic J-Simp Gem: at least one of her kids liked to poop in the yard, not the diaper. LMAO.
Before getting down to business and discussing Jessica’s successful fashion line, Fallon asked about Maxwell Johnson and Ace Johnson, Simpson’s two kids with Eric Johnson. “They look like their daddy! They’re too much,” Jessica said of her oft-Instagrammed children. “They’re the best.”
Regarding her back-to-back pregnancies that lasted from 2011 to 2013, the singer laughed and said, “I did it really quick and sudden. It was very shocking. Now that they’re 2 and 3, it’s unbelievable.”
“What do I have to look forward to?” asked Jimmy, a father of two.
“Pooping in the grass and not a diaper,” Jessica warned. “Just popping a squat.”
Is that a thing? I feel like “kids pooping in grass” has been in some movies/TV shows. I can’t even tell you how much I’m giggling about this. I know, it’s such silly bathroom humor, but SERIOUSLY. Of course Jessica Simpson’s children like to take off their diaper so they can poop in the grass.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
